My youngest daughter is currently in the throes of a “Dog Whisperer” worship phase.  Not only do we endure regular readings from the “Gospel of Millan”, but our 3 dogs have had more exercise in the past week than probably all year.  Having said this, I’d have to give an approving nod to ol’ Cesar;  what you’re preaching seems to work!  Now given my penchant for divergent thinking, I’m wondering what applications of his techniques would be possible outside of the dog world.

Ladies and Gentlemen;  –imagine the Dog Whisperer’s Guide to the Music Business!  This exciting new concept in video format would feature episodes on:

1.  The basics of Band Behavior.

2.  How to become the Band Leader.

3.  How to use Energy and Body Language to influence your Band.

4.  How to create Rules, Boundaries and Limitations.

5.  Getting control during Tours.

6.  Indispensable advice on adopting Drummers from shelters and rehab/rescue groups.

7.  Correct Bad Behavior.

8.  Exercising your Band.

9.  Achieving your Calm-Assertive State-of-Mind.

10. ”Never work against Mother Nature”

Hey,  I think this concept could work;  –don’t you? 

“The Band Whisperer”….

(followed soon by “The Producer Whisperer”….)

-j