For the folks over at pribek.net

no caffeine!!?? well, just what are you knocking back at those faculty meetings then?

Scotty — “I canna do-wit, Keptuan, I go’ter n’ max-mum juele-drive now !!”

“N’ I refoose ta’ throw your cats in the fuwel tanks…”

KIRK — “What about the Nuns, Mister Scot?”

SCOTTY — “Okay, but I’ m not’ gar’n'teeng anythin’ !!”
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“Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they’ll be no tribble at all.” — SCOTTY’s Soliloquy

Remedy for staphylococcus meetings implied — Also from the annals of ST:

“Now this is a drink for a man.” — Scott
* “Scotch?” — Checkov
* “Aye.” — Scott
* “It vas inwented by a little old lady in Lenningrad.” — Checkov