Skinny jeans, skinny jeans, you’re still hanging ’round
In the back of my closet and that’s bringin’ me down
This morning, I woke up and made me a vow
Skinny jeans, gonna get back into you somehow
Some things got between us, and now you’re too tight
But I know it’s all my fault, and I’m gonna make it right
No, it won’t be easy, but it’s not too late.
Song by Heidi Roizen, http://www.skinnysongs.com/
Entrepreneur and former Apple exec Heidi Roizen has released a collection of weight-loss songs. Imagine the market! If only I had thought of this first! If this works, just think of how many other preventable health problems (i.e. caused by behavior) could be cured by music. Songwriters, your fortunes are waiting…
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December 7th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone’s teeth get cleaner?
December 7th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
OK, I’m officially Freaked Out!
December 8th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I think I bit off more than I can chew… I think my appetite is larger than my tummy… you know that Saks Fifth Ave in the U-tube, I ate that….
I’m old, balding, fat, mean, and trying to mix it up in here with you youngsters… that’s eat up!
She’s a hottie, and I’m nottie. Song’s good parody… eh?
Pat. Pend. 1955
December 8th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Parody or not, she’s rolling in the gluten-free whole grain dough…
And you’re not old, fat or mean…you’re just right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezc1mQU3UB8
December 11th, 2008 at 8:38 am
See, I thought that somehow through telekinetic powers, these songs would get into your brain and tell your brain to tell your stomach to lose weight. Then you could sit around, listen to these songs and still drop pounds.
Wait, you actually have to move when you hear them? What’s the fun in that?!!
December 16th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Dr. J,
Had a question to ask you about the blog but failed to find your e-mail anywhere. Can you e-mail me at charismaqueen100@gmail.com
Thanks!
Ava